I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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