Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
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