They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
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