you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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