No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
You left your phone here
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