He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
Randomize
