Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
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hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
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you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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