I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
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