Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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