She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
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if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
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I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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