just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
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I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
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I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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