There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
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Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
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Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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