Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Randomize