so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Edward fifth and chaser hands
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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