doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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