I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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