Ambien. No doubt about it.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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