i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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