Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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