I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
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It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
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There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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