I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
it was like eating out sand paper
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
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