It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
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Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
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I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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