smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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