Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
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It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
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