Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
There was a lot of him and a little penis
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
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