names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
Randomize
