I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
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you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
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He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
A+ Viking dick
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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