I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
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I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
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STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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