Can Purell be used as lube?
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
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had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
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You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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