don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
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He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
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I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
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