It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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