I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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