He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
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whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
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It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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