I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Randomize
