can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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