i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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