IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
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I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
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He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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