My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
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