I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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