Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
All the doctor said was why
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Randomize
