Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
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Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
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I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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