I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
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the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
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I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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