dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
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She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
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Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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