you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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