He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
we should paint friendship bongs
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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