Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
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so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
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The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
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