i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
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His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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