No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
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I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
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Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
Never let your siblings swipe right.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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