It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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