We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
