apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
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flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
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Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
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