Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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