Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
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I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
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I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
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