She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
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What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
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I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
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