Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
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In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Green mimosas i think yes
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
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she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
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